Calendar door 23
Only one day left. It’s little christmas eve! Here are some christmas quotes:
- Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
- There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.