Idol

The music talent TV-show “Idol” is back on norwegian tv2. The judges are brutally honest and harsh against many of the competitors. But it’s nothing compared with Simon Cowell from the American Idol show. Here are some of his raw but funny comments:
- Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you’re deaf.
- If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.
- If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
- Do you take singing lessons? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue your singing mistress.
- There aren’t enough words to describe how horrible that was.
- USAs best singer? What? I would say you’re USAs worst singer.
- I think you might be the worst singer in the whole world… I’ve never ever heard something that bad in my life. Never!